Seven Years

April 20 marked seven years of me, a California native, a 24-year denizen of San Francisco, picking up and moving a few of my physical possessions and all of my emotional baggage across the country. No job. No apartment. Just a sort-of-kind-of sufficient amount in the savings account, my best friend and her couch, and the deep, undeniable sense that I had to leave San Francisco right then or I never would.

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The Mystery of the Mangled Dildo on the Unsanctioned Roof Deck (NSFW)

I glanced out my kitchen window to spy what appeared to be brutally disfigured anatomically correct dildo lying on my roof. My first thought, after a generalized what the fuck?, was that this was some sort of retribution from neighbors above or below. But upon further inspection, I realized it couldn’t possibly be so simple.

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